In high school, I sat next to a kid in English that was a bit odd. I liked him though, not romantically but in general. He was smart, he made me laugh, and we helped each other with our work. He took the class seriously like me and enjoyed it too. He didn’t scoff when we read Shakespeare, and he loved the poetry section, just like me! During that time he handed me a note with these random (but hilarious, I think) poems written in it. I Still have them to this day so I thought I would share. They still make me laugh.
Poem the 1st
Mary had a little lamb,
with mint Jelly.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king’s horses, and all the king’s men
Said wohoo! Scrambled eggs!
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle and
Here is a note from my psychiatrist, he says I’ll be better in two weeks.
I thought I was a toaster oven.
Poem that occupies the 4th slot
This poem is really